Hey mom.

rivaille-heichou-ravioli:

troublesquared:

pauladelaula:

i-guess-im-okay:

gingerb3ard:

the1975-bastille:

azkabanescapee:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

This is so sweet! All my followers, and basically every other person, deserve this!

it works on mobile, too!!!!

(bawling) i real needed this thank you

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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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xxxxsexyllamas:

Dan after he takes a shower: Dan Towell

Dan in a bad mood: Dan Fowell

Dan stays up all night: Dan Owell

Dan gets angry: Dan Growell

Dan learns grammar: Dan Vowell

Dan gets married: Dan Lester

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quixon:

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

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Y’all cmere

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Come closer

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Lemme holla at y’all a second

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Y’all want this damn baby?

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(via pizza)

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

(via danception)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via butthole-extraordinaire)

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

(via butthole-extraordinaire)

Graduation speech

*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to crush*:Fuck me
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via pizza)

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