Hey mom.

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: ghostmander, via the-singing-dead)

queerbaitingforgodot:

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

skottieyoung:

My Harry Potter studies over the years. 

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

shanellbklyn:

sistermaryfake:

krxs10:

but it’s not about race right?

Woah

This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing racism and white supremacy at its finest.


Please stop telling us it’s not about race and to move on cause IT IS and WE WONT until justice is served and equality is established!

(via rendezvousramen)

charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via tyleroakley)

mxcleod:

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

when i was a small child i carried around a little tiny pumpkin in my pockets for months

(Source: meladoodle, via starkid-nerdfighter)

whoops, my hand slipped.
this looks kinda weird, APOLOGIES

(Source: imbeelingwithit, via starkid-nerdfighter)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier, via starkid-nerdfighter)

haru-to-my-levi:

the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep

(Source: kirschtastic, via starkid-nerdfighter)

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