Hey mom.

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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dorkstrider:

moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog

they have seen things i am not proud of

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yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

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netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

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badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

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alphabitches:

Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces

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